"Hi, you've reached Candy's Carnal Calls! This is Angelique, and I've been  waiting to hear from you."

"That's good to know, Angelique. You sound like just the sort of lady I was hoping to meet."

"Ooh, I'm so glad. What's your name, darling?"

"Bill."

"Well, hi Bill, good to meet you. You have a really strong voice, did you know that? I love strong voices, makes me all shivery when I hear it. Do you have an account with Candy's?"

"Yeah, it's B22-452, my credit card info is already in there."

"Then we don't need to mention it again, do we? I'd rather talk about you, Bill, and how shivery you make me. Do you like thinking of me that way? All quivery inside, looking at you with big wide eyes, licking my lips, trying to hide how much I want you? I'm really very shy, Bill, and I'm not very comfortable talking about my... attraction, like this, but I can't help myself. You don't mind, do you?"

"No, no, not at all. I like hearing about it. Tell me why you want me."

"I can see that look in your eyes, the look that tells me you'd do anything to have me, and it just drives me crazy. I'm trying not to show it, but I can't help squirming right here in my chair."

"Tell me what you're wearing."

"Well, I work here in the office, so I'm wearing a skirt and a silk blouse, and my high heels. I'm supposed to be wearing panty hose but I didn't today. Can I tell you a secret, Bill, you won't tell anybody? I didn't wear any panties today, either, and the urge to spread my legs right here under the desk and touch myself is incredible."

"I think you should. I think you should reach right under your skirt and
play with your pussy. Do it now."

"Oooh! God, I love that commanding voice, Bill! I'm doing it, I'm sliding my hand down over my stomach, and under my skirt, and I'm sliding my fingers up along my legs until I reach my ooh! Oh, God, that feels so good! I wish you could feel how wet I am, it feels so hot and wet!"

"Oh, yeah. Now, now, open your blouse."

"Uh, okay. Ah. I'm running my other hand over my breasts, and my nipples are popping right up. The silk feels so slick on my nipples, they get all tight and hard. I'm gonna give 'em just a little twist right now. Ah! Ooh, I'm pinching them right through the silk and it hurts so very good! Do you wanna feel my breasts, Bill? Right through my sheer silk blouse?"

"No, baby, I got something I want you to do. You, ung, you got long hair?"
"Oh yeah, long and straight, right down to my ass. Are you stroking yourself, Bill? It sounds like you are, it sounds so good."

"Yeah, I am, I'm stroking it big and hard for you, all for you. I want you to open your blouse, take a handful of your hair, and rub it all over your tits. Tell me what it feels like. Ah! Do it now!"

"Oh! Oh, that feels incredible, it's so soft! Ooh! How did you know I'd like this, Bill? God, it feels so... ah! I had a boyfriend once that... wait a minute! Vinnie?"

"Ung, ung... what?"

"Is this Vinnie?"

"Barbara?"

"Oh my God, it IS you! Holy shit, I can't believe it!"

"Barbara? What the fuck are you doing? You do phone sex now?"

"Yeah, just started. It's great, I love it. Never boring, good dental."

"That's incredible! Wow, I never thought I'd run into you again. It's been, what, two years?"

"Yep, two years and four months. Twelve days. But I'm good now, everything's good. How about you, you good?"

"Oh, yeah, no complaints."

"Still got the same place?"

"No, I'm over on the east side now, I got transferred six months ago."

"Oh, cool! You really wanted to get out of there, that's great."

"Yeah, it's a lot better. Hey, how's your mom?"

"She's doing great, she hooked up with a new doctor last month, he's really helping."

"That's good, that's really good. Tell her I said hi."

"I will, thanks for asking about her. Your brothers, they okay?"

"About the same. Carlos is still working at the deli, he loves it. Marty's in his last year at college."

"Oh, he's still in? That's really great, he was having problems when you... when I left."

"So. Um, how about you? When did you start this?"

"Last year, it seemed like an easy way to make some quick cash and I ended up staying. It's actually pretty cool, I never knew I had such an imagination."

"I knew you did, you were just too shy to let it out."

"Yeah, well. You, uh, you seeing anybody?"

"No, keeping it open for now. You?"

"Oh, no, my job keeps me pretty busy and frankly you don't get the best impression of men working here. Not that I had a real high impression of men anyway."

"I guess I can understand that."

"I guess you can, 'Bill'."

"Oh, yeah, heh. Didn't think it was a good idea to use my real name. Tough world out there, ain't it, 'Angelique'?"

"Yeah it's a tough fucking world, all right, especially after your boyfriend breaks your lease and dumps you. You have any idea what I went through the first year?"

"Hey! When did it become all my fault?"

"When I had to spend two nights sleeping at the bus station, you bastard."

"Well, as I recall there wasn't any shortage of beds for you to crawl into!"

"Oh, fuck you!"

"That's it, baby, talk dirty for me."

"Goddammit, hang up, Vinnie. I got other guys waiting."

"Yeah, I know. That's why I broke up with you in the first place."

"There wasn't anybody else! There was never anybody else, the whole time we were together! You were just so fucking jealous you thought I was making it with anybody that smiled at me! What about you, 'Bill'? How long you had this account, huh? Were you jacking off into the phone whenever I wasn't around? Should I go look it up?"

"It ain't like that, I just started a few months ago. You know, it's bad enough hearing you bitch at me again, but now I'm paying $3.99 a minute to hear it. Get back to the sex shit."

"You gotta be kidding me. You have got to be fucking kidding me. You want me to phone sex you?"

"I'm paying for it, right? Where's your hand right now?"

"It's flipping you off, you asshole! I'm not giving you anything!"

"You know, it ain't gonna look good on your record, pissing off a paying
customer like this. Can I talk to your supervisor?"

"I don't fucking believe you. How can you possibly expect me to even pretend to be hot right now?"

"Because knowing that it's you, picturing you right now, is making me hotter than I ever felt before in my life."

"Barbara? Barb? You still there?"

"You mean that, Vinnie?"

"Hell, yeah, I mean that. Whatever happened between us, the sex was always great, you know that. You were the most beautiful woman I ever knew. When I called the other girls, I'd picture 'em as you."

"Oh, God, that's so sweet! You really...? You still think about me?"
"Every day. That's why my phone bill's so high. You still keep your hair long?"

"Yeah, it's still long."

"Were you really running it over your nipples just then?"

"Ha! Vinnie, I'm wearing jeans and my old Green Day t-shirt, and I got my hair up. I'm about halfway through the New York Times crossword, you want the God's honest truth."

"Good."

"Good?"

"Yeah, that's how you used to look when I'd come home from work on the weekends, and you looked so soft and sexy on the couch."

"Oh."

"Would you do me a favor, Barb? Old times' sake?"

"What?"

"Would you run your hand through your hair, top to bottom, and tell me if it still feels like I remember?"

"Um, okay. Hang on, let me get it loose... Okay, it's out. I'm stroking my hand over the top of my head, just like you used to, and letting it fall down through my hair to the end. It's still as soft as ever, and I still use the shampoo that gives it that honeysuckle smell you liked so much. Remember that, Vinnie? You used to bury your face in my hair and lift handfuls of it in your hands?"

"God, yes!"

"I can feel your hands, Vinnie. I can feel 'em running over my throat, over my shoulders. You had such great hands, you could get me going no matter how pissed I was at you."

"Do what I did, Barbara. Remember what I did?"

"You used to flutter your fingers over my cheeks and lips, and then you'd let them follow the outside of my breasts. You'd squeeze my boobs, real gentle, and then you'd slowly push your face down into my cleavage and squeeze my tits against your cheeks. It felt so good when you did that, like you were worshipping me."

"I was, babe. I still am. Squeeze your breasts for me."

"I am! Oh! I can feel you!"

"What did I do next?"

"Ah! You, you'd rise up and kiss me, not rough but real strong, and one hand would hold my ass while the other one, ooh, while the other one slid between my legs. Um! You'd lift up, so you were holding my weight with one hand, and then you'd finger the hell out of me until I couldn't take it anymore!"

"That's what I'm doing now, I'm doing that, unh, right now. Rub yourself, Barb, get your fingers in there and let me fuck you."

"Can't get the damn... fucking button-fly... agh! Oh, Jesus, ah! I am so goddamn wet! Fuck me Vinnie, please fuck me!"

"I'm gonna, I'm gonna fuck you hard. Get three fingers up there, hold 'em stiff. Hurry! Ooh, I can hear your pussy... gotta get inside you before I-"

"Agh! I can feel your cock in... agh! God, I'm gonna, I'm gonna-"

"Ahh, ahh! Ah, fuck! Ah!"

"Jesus, agh! I'm coming! I'm... agh!"

"Hey."

"Hey."

"The sex was always pretty good."

"Oh, yeah. You're still the best I ever had, Vinnie."

"Even better than the other phone guys?"

"Fuck you."

"Heh. Hey, you, uh. You think we could get together some time, maybe talk?"
"I don't think so. I think we're better off keeping it like this for now. Stick to what we were good at, and skip the rest of it."

"Yeah. You're probably right. You, ah, you mind if I call again?"

"You got my number."

"Yeah, I think I do. Talk to you later, 'Angelique'?"

"I'm looking forward to it, 'Bill'.

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